Roxanne:

Taekwondo blackbelts are so common in Singapore such that they are deemed as insignificant.

Roxanne:

I’m currently listening to Maksim’s Amazonic. It’s a piece that brings upon alacrity, impatience and urgency. He’s an awesome pianist.

Family gathering up next. Cousins from Hong Kong have arrived. Another boring day.

I wanna go Body Worlds soon.

I’m lagging out badly.

Be original.

Exit.

Roxanne:

X’mas was over about an hour ago and today is boxing day.

Well I went over to dude’s place to have an X’mas dinner with his family and so I baked a log cake!

Walked around Orchard later in the night…and saw Dai Yang Tian at Shaw complex. He has an extremely strong China accent too. Duh.

Anyway about my title,  the night before Christmas I was wishing that I’d get more money for New Year (LOL)(Cos I’m so broke currently). But yet to my dismay, Santa granted me 3 new pimples on my smooth forehead instead. zzz. Damn it, I didn’t wished for that. My sock wasn’t filled either.

Happy Boxing Day people.

Gonna turn in soon.

Clement:

Merry Christmas everyone:)
Hope Santa gave u guys something you really wished for..because,

all i want for Christmas….is Roxanne dear:)

Roxanne:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Clement:

Carbofluorochlorides have punched a hole in the ozone layer, melted the polar icecaps like ice on hot tea, shot up skin cancer, and lead to massive deforestation due to sudden increase in temperature.

Christmas should be white,but even my mistletoe is gone this year.

It shouldnt have been like that,i should have the pleasure of spending my Christmas with you.

Instead kids that barely know you have that honour.

cant say im not upset, if you had made up ur mind  on whether you’re free or not this would never have happened.

but its okay.i guess.Ill just have to spend it with other people, just like you are. Difference is,i didnt have that choice.

no, i dont have nobel laureates to spend Xmas with.

Merry Christmas everyone, hope you guys would have an awesome Xmas!

Feliz Navidad,

Clement

Roxanne:

Hi all, today is Christmas eve.

I spent my day out with dude and his cousins, went to MFM and catched Avatar too. Great movie, I should say.

And thanks dude for the Xmas gifts you bought from Korea. Thank you lots!

Roxanne:

Spur-of-the-moment shot: 10 months back.
Realised Clement had a dimple on one side.

10 months later: thedoublefs.
Clement’s dimple is still there, duh.

2 more days Clement!
(you know right?)

Clement:

Fuck my life.

I just went on urban dictionary.Guess what i saw?

	Clement	12 up, 5 down
	buy clement mugs, tshirts and magnets Clements are anomalies. They have a habit of asking some interesting yet pointless questions, and keep you guessing with their unpredictable trickster habits. Clements are compact and little by nature. Most are found to travel the world and have a deep passion for the arts, but often also come with weird habits. A Clement would punch concrete every morning for fun, eat lots of raw fish (and outeats people twice his size), have a Evil Spiderman poster on his ceiling, says “Jigga what” incessantly, draw his own tattoo, listen to the same song for months, jump really high, cut down on words and make no sense, use Gangbang on his first day in class, pull off purple paisley shirts, make you feel like the only person in the world when he speaks to you, and quote 50-Cent in philosophy class. Note: Clements are only subsets of inclement, so do not take advantage of their generally kind nature. Clement to dad when he was 5: Why wasn’t I named Micheal Jackson? The Girlfriend: Ugh, Clement, get that Spiderman poster off your ceiling. Person: Woah! Clement: Jigga what. Clement: You know, when one person gets upset and riles someone else up and they go approach the victim, its like a gangbang. (Whole class looks shocked) Professor (after class): I know what you meant, and you’re pretty accurate with description, just that your classmates dont seem to understand. Roomate: Hey, wanna go eat something? Clement: Wait, I have to go punch some concrete first.

Life’s not fair.

THIS is what they got for Roxanne.

=(

1.	Roxanne	196 up, 43 down
	buy roxanne mugs, tshirts and magnets Another word for a sexual magnet. hottest female species alive. That babe is callin’ me like a roxanne

Clement:

You gotta drop it like its hot,Oooo.

It was hot.

Now its lukewarm.

Everytime i try to stoke the flames, the coals die out and it gets cold.

I really like things white hot and burning,though.

Addicted to 2NE1

Clement

Clement:

Im back from Korea and dying from a splitting headache and insufficient rest.

But…

1) I can take in the fresh sea breeze without running back into a heated room

2) When i yawn my tears no longer crystallizes on my face

3) The toilet seat is WARM, and not ICE COLD that makes me hesitate to poop.

4) Theres no Kimchi in my meals.

5) The sudden decrease in non-biodegradable women sure is stunning ( people look NORMAL now, or at least PLEASANTLY ORDINARY, not UNEARTHLY STUNNING or DOWNRIGHT FAKE )

6) I can call Roxanne without expecting to die of a cardiac arrest when i see my phone bill

7) Alcohol makes your head spin from the dizzying heat, not warm you up.

8)Homework becomes part of my life,again

Haha, okay thats enough for one day. Each photo was 3mb++. Took me 30mins LOL. Ill upload the rest another time ( thats about 235 more )

Bye bye,

Clement

Clement:

feels like the raging bonfire died out into ashes.

Just got back from -12degrees snowing Korea, least i expected was some warmth.

Cold,

Clement

Roxanne:

Open house main dance practice just ended and currently I’m at biolab with Lavinia. She’s mugging :O So hardcore.

Anyway dude’s coming back tomorrow.

Can’t wait!